Jan 28, 2014

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

i-cant-think-of-a-better-url:

rachotamer:

fuckyeahnightbloggers:

Dude it’s like Australia is nightblogging in a country

I am Australian and I can confirm this is 100% accurate.

i am 92.7% sure that the nightbloggers are just australians

I FUCKING LOST IT AFTER THE PENIS FISH BUT IM SURE THE REST ARE GOOLD TOO

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Jan 28, 2014

bambi-belleoftheball:

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT 

THE MEDIA NEVER SHOWS THIS SIDE OF KANYE

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Jan 28, 2014
resinsmoker:

wait the rock scheduled 4 hours of sex on fb great

resinsmoker:

wait the rock scheduled 4 hours of sex on fb great

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Jan 28, 2014

lohanthony:

vin008:

NEVER FORGET

GOD BLESS THIS WOMAN

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Jan 28, 2014

ninadeflor:

veganmoonprincess:

This is disgusting

did they just smack the walden instagram filter on her

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Jan 26, 2014
elusivist:

cassbones:

alwaysextraordinarykb:

little-cyes-2:

North America’s current predicament

THIS IS LEGIT THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!

The snow on the ground makes it even more accurate

And Olaf’s body is the beliebers

elusivist:

cassbones:

alwaysextraordinarykb:

little-cyes-2:

North America’s current predicament

THIS IS LEGIT THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!

The snow on the ground makes it even more accurate

And Olaf’s body is the beliebers

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Jan 26, 2014

I love 2014 and it’s only January. I’m doing things that this time last year, I never thought that I would do/get/achieve. My whole life’s been turned upside down and I love it.

Jan 26, 2014
Jan 26, 2014
Jan 26, 2014

Imagine this:
Instead of waiting in her tower, Rapunzel slices off her long, golden hair with a carving knife, and then uses it to climb down to freedom.
Just as she’s about to take the poison apple, Snow White sees the familiar wicked glow in the old lady’s eyes, and slashes the evil queen’s throat with a pair of sewing scissors.
Cinderella refuses everything but the glass slippers from her fairy godmother, crushes her stepmother’s windpipe under her heel, and the Prince falls madly in love with the mysterious girl who dons rags and blood-stained slippers.

Imagine this:
Persephone goes adventuring with weapons hidden under her dress.
Persephone climbs into the gaping chasm.
Or, Persephone uses her hands to carve a hole down to hell.
In none of these versions is Persephone’s body violated unless she asks Hades to hold her down with his horse-whips.
Not once does she hold out on eating the pomegranate, instead biting into it eagerly and relishing the juice running down her chin, staining it red.
In some of the stories, Hades never appears and Persephone rules the underworld with a crown of her own making.
In all of them, it is widely known that the name Persephone means Bringer of Destruction.

Imagine this:
Red Riding Hood marches from her grandmother’s house with a bloody wolf pelt.
Medusa rights the wrongs that have been done to her.
Eurydice breaks every muscle in her arms climbing out of the land of the dead.

Imagine this:
Girls are allowed to think dark thoughts, and be dark things.

Imagine this:
Instead of the dragon, it’s the princess with claws and fiery breath
who smashes her way from the confines of her castle
and swallows men whole.

'Reinventing Rescuing,' theappleppielifestyle. (via theappleppielifestyle)

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Jan 26, 2014
Introverts don’t get lonely if they don’t socialize with a lot of people, but we do get lonely if we don’t have intimate interactions on a regular basis.
Sophia Dembling, The Introvert’s Way: Living a Quiet Life in a Noisy World (Perigee Trade, 2012)

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Jan 26, 2014
Jan 26, 2014

Leonardo DiCaprio is full of your shit, Academy.

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Jan 26, 2014

jerryspringers:

when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering

image

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Jan 21, 2014

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